becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

spoken-not-written:

you can’t be hot and just expect me to act normal

gallifreyancouch:

sinfulmachine:

“can i look through your sketchbook”

“hey what are you writing can i see”

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

francisfordfiesta:

according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now

papishanpoo:

SHE NOT YA GIRL UNTIL SHE GETS MAD AT YOU FOR NOTHIN

conscience:

Someone come over lets have ice cream, watch movies and cuddle in bed naked mmmm.

sh4rkeisha:

when you find a spider in your room